Monday Morning Facebook Chat with MJ

This is a pretty typical start to my day, courtesy of Facebook chat and MJ's brain:

•           Jordan Danger

Lorde just has one song that she madlibs in new words.

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 9:29am

MJ

I've heard of this girl but have not heard her song

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 9:29am

Jordan Danger

oh yes you have

'we'll never have money...something about the city"

frak, i dunno, it's annoying

"I can be your queen bee, and you can be my something"

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 9:30am

MJ

lol

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 9:30am

Jordan Danger

These are ACTUAL LYRICS from her new song: "dreams of clean teeth, i can tell you're tired, you leave the car running, while you're waiting outside

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 9:30am

MJ

like haiku set to music

•          

 9:31am

Jordan Danger

ahahha

[FIVE MINUTES OF SILENCE]

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 9:37am

Jordan Danger

you're my crotch where my legs start moving

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 9:37am

MJ

I'm sorry?

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 9:38am

Jordan Danger

that winner from Phillip Phillips.

Lyrics, lol.

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 9:38am

MJ

it sounds stupid stupid

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 9:38am

Jordan Danger

I forgot there'd by no context. I'm giggling uncontrollably.

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 9:38am

MJ

lol

•          

 9:38am

Jordan Danger

ahahaha stupid stupid

Seen 9:38am

When Alan asks, "What the hell do you guys talk about all the time?" I just give him a scathing stare and say, "You wouldn't possibly understand."