JORDAN: [Pulling on an oversized hoodie to keep warm at the movies] I am dressing for warmth, not attractiveness tonight. We've reached that level.
ALAN: No problem. Sounds good.
JORDAN: Yeah, so I look like a slob, but I hate being cold at the movies.
ALAN: Yep, you hate that.
JORDAN: And it's still a nice hoodie, even though it's huge.
ALAN: 'Kay, let's get going.
JORDAN: You didn't say I look nice after I said I look like a slob.
JORDAN: You're supposed to tell me I don't look like a slob after I say I do.
ALAN: Well, that's because when I do, you tell me I'm ridiculous and you tell me again you look like crap. So I stopped saying anything.
JORDAN: No no no no nonono. You don't get to stop. You still have to say it. I can't believe I have to explain this to you. You've been around the block more than a few times.
ALAN: [Panicked, blank stare, realizing there's no right reply here.]
JORDAN: Sigh. Clearly you're only proficient in the pleasure department of courtship, not the rest of the 'dealing with women' department.
ALAN: [Prideful grin] Yeah, that's it.